1) Ridiculous old-school talk which means "Don't say anything". It's right up there with "Pick your feet up", "Pull your socks up", "Hold your horses" and "Sleep tight". These are also phrases which, if taken literally, would be amusing viewing.
2) A cautionary comment to a bloke who may be considering sex with a woman whose disease status is unknown, but looks rife. (Condoms won't help if you're making oral contact with females, kids. They're not magic.) It obviously means "Don't go down on her, you'll get herpes"
2) A cautionary comment to a bloke who may be considering sex with a woman whose disease status is unknown, but looks rife. (Condoms won't help if you're making oral contact with females, kids. They're not magic.) It obviously means "Don't go down on her, you'll get herpes"
1) "My mummy says you're a harlot"
"Hold your tongue, Julia! And pick your feet up!"
2) "Right, I'm leaving now. Guys, this is Kelly"
(gestures to bleach blonde wearing velour tracksuit and giant hoop earrings, chewing gum and smoking at the same time)
"Alright, but Dave? Take this durex and for the love of God, hold your tongue"
"Hold your tongue, Julia! And pick your feet up!"
2) "Right, I'm leaving now. Guys, this is Kelly"
(gestures to bleach blonde wearing velour tracksuit and giant hoop earrings, chewing gum and smoking at the same time)
"Alright, but Dave? Take this durex and for the love of God, hold your tongue"
by MagickDio April 27, 2010
When a large black male sticks his dick in a cup of chilli and tries to rob a 7 eleven by by making the indian man behind the counter choke to death on his freakishly huge cock and then leaves behind a trail of chilli to leave his mark
by Dr. Rondafer Stink July 19, 2010
Wait up. Don't get started yet. From the days of horse and buggy; hold the horses so they don't run off before you're ready.
by PecTheTech March 31, 2004
Holding up 4s means you get absolutely no bitches
by holdthoseballs January 29, 2011
“Did you see lami holding up 4s”
“Ofc I did his cock must be huge”
“Yeah dude I’m still surprised I can walk after he came over “
“Ofc I did his cock must be huge”
“Yeah dude I’m still surprised I can walk after he came over “
by HorseCockGuy337 April 26, 2022
When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.
This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.
This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.
Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!
Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!
Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!
Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!
Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!
by Captain Dugong November 07, 2007