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Arabian Goggles

The male practice of applying ones testicles over the eyes of someone who is sleeping.
by The Heed December 24, 2006
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mirror goggles

n - an exaggerated, positive perception of one's physical appearance.
Tim characteristics were nowhere near the traits her online profile listed what she was looking for in a man, but his mirror goggles made him believe otherwise and he decided to go for it anyway.
by Edina Bailey May 22, 2009
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Dick goggles

Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.
You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.
by Wobbly69 August 30, 2013
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Pussy goggles

The term used for describing the action of ramming a girl till she has an orgasm. As she's squirting, the guy goes close to the pussy and gets it all over his eyes. The guys eyes start burning and burning till he becomes blind.
Dude bro what's up with your eyes? I just got done screw driving your sister till I earned these pussy goggles.
by Čârtêr August 30, 2014
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SAC Goggles

When a Marine has been in SAC (Student Admin Co.) Camp Geiger, so long that all women start to become sexy.
"Damn I'd fuck that chick over there!"
"Dude, shes ugly as fuck! You def. have SAC goggles."
by SAC co September 6, 2011
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mcu goggles

like beer goggles, mcu goggles is when one’s obsession for the marvel cinematic universe is so hard it alters someone’s perception of how hot an actor from said franchise is
“amanda thinks paul bettany is so hot after watching wandavision”

“she just has mcu goggles
by mpxm14 May 8, 2021
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cock goggles

As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"
Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.
by BABABHOOSH June 16, 2010
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