Gabe

Gabe is the gayest person on earth, he might deny it, but we all know it's true.

Even despite all of this, he has the FATTEST most JUCIEST ass you'll ever see; he likes playing call of duty and screaming all fucking day.

Person: Omg look at this daddy with a fat ass
Dawg: Yeah that's Gabe

by havenstoe123 December 23, 2022

Gabe

A stupid, reckless heartbreaking freak.

"Gabe broke up with me... :( "
"Girlie, Gabe was not worth it."

by beefbastard August 2, 2022

gabed

the word used when you want to hang out with someone alone but they ask to bring someone else or totally ditch you. in other words they don’t want to be alone with just you.

Miranda: “Hey do you wanna hang out later?”
Gabe: “Who else is going to be there”

Miranda: “No one”
Gabe: “Sorry i’m busy”
Miranda just got gabed

by ilovedogs07 February 9, 2019

gabe

a guy who is a baby

hey have you met gabe
Yea hes a baby

by Sillygirlscout April 26, 2022

gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Gabe

Gabe is very bad math and is a nerd

Girl: Hey is Gabe failing math

Boy: yes he is very bad at math

by Gekogeko October 24, 2019

Gabe

They are mostly cute, tallish, Bad ass gamer, most of them have brown hair and brown eyes. They have one crush or more!!!

Girl one: Ooh shit gabe coming!!! He is so Cute!!!
Boy Two: Yah his is a little hot!!!
Girl one: wait look a girl is walking with him!!!
Boy Two: I think that is his girl friend!

by UNIKITTY12345678910 September 11, 2018