by The Heed December 19, 2006
like beer goggles, mcu goggles is when one’s obsession for the marvel cinematic universe is so hard it alters someone’s perception of how hot an actor from said franchise is
by mpxm14 May 08, 2021
Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.
In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit
by Kengsta08 April 03, 2018
Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.
You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.
by Wobbly69 July 21, 2013
That brief window after you cum, where you feel like you love someone, before the reality of the world sets in (similar to beer goggles where someone looks better when you're drunk)
This chick gave me a blowjob and I got a bad case of cum goggles right after, but it faded, thank God.
by Adhoah March 07, 2019
When a Marine has been in SAC (Student Admin Co.) Camp Geiger, so long that all women start to become sexy.
by SAC co September 05, 2011
What you are wearing when you want to hook up with a girl so bad that you are blind to flaws in their personality.
"Are you going to hook up with Jenny again"
"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"
"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"
by BearlyDrunk November 02, 2013