by The Heed December 19, 2006
That brief window after you cum, where you feel like you love someone, before the reality of the world sets in (similar to beer goggles where someone looks better when you're drunk)
This chick gave me a blowjob and I got a bad case of cum goggles right after, but it faded, thank God.
by Adhoah March 07, 2019
When a Marine has been in SAC (Student Admin Co.) Camp Geiger, so long that all women start to become sexy.
by SAC co September 05, 2011
What you are wearing when you want to hook up with a girl so bad that you are blind to flaws in their personality.
"Are you going to hook up with Jenny again"
"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"
"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"
by BearlyDrunk November 02, 2013
Tim characteristics were nowhere near the traits her online profile listed what she was looking for in a man, but his mirror goggles made him believe otherwise and he decided to go for it anyway.
by Edina Bailey May 22, 2009
Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.
by allstars1981 September 25, 2007
The term used for describing the action of ramming a girl till she has an orgasm. As she's squirting, the guy goes close to the pussy and gets it all over his eyes. The guys eyes start burning and burning till he becomes blind.
Dude bro what's up with your eyes? I just got done screw driving your sister till I earned these pussy goggles.
by Čârtêr August 31, 2014