Fur milf

A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.

Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.

by Furmilflover June 5, 2020

Fur Envelope

A very furry vagina.

My friend's mom has a sweet fur envelope.

by BreakBeatDrums May 14, 2015

Fur Celebration

The act of killing furries then having anal sex.

Me and Dr.phil had a Fur Celebration after the furry convention.

by Sir.Thotiest January 19, 2020

Fur Dusting

Similar to Dusting but with a twist. The act of mutual felatio between a human and dog where one or both participants pass wind during the act

C2: "Last night I was fur dusting with rover and he darted mid lick!"

by Shits and giggles on the road September 28, 2020

Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013

polar bear fur

an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair

I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Fee fur

Something you say when an unfortunate event occurs.

Steve: I locked myself out of my house yesterday. Then I finally got in, and saw that my dog had crapped all throughout the house because I couldn't get in to let him outside.

Danny: Fee fur.

by BaseHit5 December 22, 2009