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Nigger-net

Frustratingly slow internet.
Oh my Twitter is slow, I've got nigger-net.
by GrandmaRapistGroyper April 2, 2025
mugGet the Nigger-netmug.

net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.
Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.
by pbdrivers December 28, 2017
mugGet the net-tanmug.

net biter

"did u see axxturels insta? i wanna dress like him!"
"ur a net biter dude.."
by gang money September 5, 2023
mugGet the net bitermug.

Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
mugGet the Empty Net Goalmug.

run to the net

go out to tell people everything bad detail in a relationship after breaking up
omg don’t run to the net about our business
by kaylaavalueherself March 5, 2024
mugGet the run to the netmug.

Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid
Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.
by Sir Isaac Hunt January 1, 2024
mugGet the Orange Nettingmug.

Net Planet

Net Planet is a Planet orbiting a star close to Earths.

Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.

vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.

Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
a vex would commonly ask where Net Planet is or how to get to it.
by D3$P4C170 June 2, 2019
mugGet the Net Planetmug.

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