Flatte

The perfect drink for friends who insist that they HATE latte's and can only drink flat whites.... Or was it that they HATE flat-white's and can only drink latte's? Either way, it's a cross between a flat white or a latte - which look and taste the fucking same anyway.

* The flatte is to coffee what spandex is to lycra... The same fucking thing, commonly utilised by Mamils.

"Thanks for my latte, I HATE flat-white's"!
"It's a flatte - jerk"...

by Channybangbang February 22, 2011

Flatty

Term used for the flat shaped chicken wings in a basket of wings. Counter part to the drumstick wing which is also known as a "drummy".

Dude, are you going to eat that flatty or can I?

by Louis Clark June 5, 2011

flatto

One who either deflates or inflates.

Dani: Wow, she's such a flatto!

by sphys June 6, 2011

flitten

bitten by a mosquito

"ouch ive been flitten, damn mosquito" *kills bug*

by sarey789 July 31, 2011

flatty

having the bowl of a bong or pipe filled with weed up to the top so it is flat, then the weed is smoked. #JETLIFE

hey mate wana get high, have a flatty

by DuckDave September 19, 2011

Flatties

Girls or women that very little to no titties.

I don't like the big chested girls anymore; I desire the big butted flatties now.

by Flatties pho lyphe July 19, 2012

flatterize

to be flatterized

I flatterized her so hard that she thought it was Valentine's Day!

by Stud Hilsy September 20, 2012