spider fantasy

A totally hot babe, who loves it in the butt.

Man would I love to spider fantasy that chick.

by RLLD April 1, 2003

male fantasy

A thing better than taking mushrooms and LSD combined. The perfect imaginary sexy time. Usually an oversexualized dream.

Since his very first encounter with a girl, Jimmy has fapped to his male fantasy of her for 40 years.

by A worthless piece of a melon July 17, 2017

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!

by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010

fatty fantasy

Desire to fuck obese greasy nasty bitches

Jim had a fatty fantasy about fat girl Carol during class

by FatsAlot November 22, 2013

Peach Fantasy

What shaggy-maned males prefer as a follow-up after a 'New York Steamer'. Many instances of 'peach fantasies' result in workplace sexual harassment claims. May also mean something as simple as a 'Peach Fanta'

"Hey, I also want a peach fantasy"
"So you are saying you want a peach fantasy to go along with your New York Steamer... I feel uncomfortable"
"I know"

by The Prestigomo December 3, 2013

Divorce Fantasy

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.

Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.

by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 21, 2014