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male fantasy 

A thing better than taking mushrooms and LSD combined. The perfect imaginary sexy time. Usually an oversexualized dream.
Since his very first encounter with a girl, Jimmy has fapped to his male fantasy of her for 40 years.

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day
"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"
jonnys fantasy by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Tadpole-Fantasy 

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!

fatty fantasy 

Desire to fuck obese greasy nasty bitches
Jim had a fatty fantasy about fat girl Carol during class
fatty fantasy by FatsAlot November 22, 2013

Peach Fantasy 

What shaggy-maned males prefer as a follow-up after a 'New York Steamer'. Many instances of 'peach fantasies' result in workplace sexual harassment claims. May also mean something as simple as a 'Peach Fanta'
"Hey, I also want a peach fantasy"
"So you are saying you want a peach fantasy to go along with your New York Steamer... I feel uncomfortable"
"I know"
Peach Fantasy by The Prestigomo December 3, 2013

Divorce Fantasy 

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.
Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.