Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

Fred

He has good pussy and he’s gay as shit

Oh yea, last night I came all over Fred

by Creampie the dog July 1, 2022

Dr Fred

A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them

Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now

by Binkybop July 10, 2022

Fred

The one dude that searches google on google.

Did you just fred again

by PiesPiesPies June 11, 2018

fred

a guy that like a girl called keisha

hey fred do u like keisha

maybe not

by asher chiam May 16, 2020

Fred Melamed Is Daryl Dwayne Granberry Junior

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Fred Melamed Is Daryl Dwayne Granberry Junior

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Pulling a Fred

To perform a high risk high reward action with little to no forethought or preparation

Me-"I was out a bar with a buddy and he smacked a girls ass to her attention"

Them-"Now that's what I call pulling a Fred"

by Torlander September 13, 2023