Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 06, 2022

Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.

Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.

by Azenath69 March 09, 2022

Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 08, 2019

floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute

My son has the best floppy-cute ears.

by sickgoat3 January 15, 2018

Floppy flapper

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.

Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.

by Odinson01 May 24, 2022

Floppy flop

Masturbating in the back of a car while on break at work. Also known as a car jacking

I’ll be right back bro imma floppy flop on my 15

by Dumbshit Danny August 03, 2023

floppy extrusion

A penis.

That there is one floppy extrusion.

by Ohhohohhhhohh February 18, 2018