alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
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Extremely gay

(Pejorative, informal) A phrase that is used by young people, used to express dislike or lame, often considered offensive.
A: Do you like playing Mario Wonder.
B: No, it’s extremely gay. Fuck!
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh
jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao
by mesa727 June 24, 2023
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Extreme Hickey

When someone leaves bite marks with the hickey
Man did you see that Extreme Hickey Nicole gave Jacob?
by Toothpick 2013 September 06, 2010
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Extreme craft

A pretty good minecraft server but full of bugs that need to be fixed.
Hey man wanna play some Extreme craft? Don’t mind the bugs tho
by DEADLYYOUSSEF April 28, 2020
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Extreme Neutrality

A condition in which one responds to a stimulus in a consistently apathetic and impartial demeanor regardless of the severity of the given situation.
Perhaps we would have acted sooner if we weren’t deceived by the passive tone of Bill’s extreme neutrality.
by Blndbomb December 14, 2021
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extreme shuffle

event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits
how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?

i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.

extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant
by darklite August 02, 2012
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