Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 03, 2016
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Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.
Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"
by mellamoluke March 16, 2016
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Hispanic personality disorder is a mental health problem in which the individual affected may start preparing tacos and fajitas in a lasting trance that can extend for up to 24 hours. In more severe cases of the disorder, trances can last up to 3 days. In the severe cases, enchiladas may be prepared, this is when the disorder is at its worst.
"Where did all these tacos come from?"
"Oh God I'm sorry, it's Julia, she has Hispanic personality disorder"
by Consuela De Maria December 03, 2016
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Sceeb Cell Disorder

Often fatal disease, when the heart pumps nicotine and it’s transported to the brain
The sceeb cell disorder has killed millions of niglets
by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018
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Complex Multiversal Disorder

A CMD is when one or more universes experience a disorder including one, two, or no entities.
Bob: Hey John, have you seen my phone?
John: Uhh... I think its expiriencing a Complex Multiversal Disorder.
by olek0 July 15, 2022
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Summer Anticipation Disorder

That point in a school year, where summer break is finally in sight but still seems so far away. A moment in time where it's still too early to say, "Yay! It's almost summer!" but late enough in the school year where you just want to get out of there. Worse yet, those big scary exams are coming up, and you probably have a project or two that is worth more than half your grade lying around. Teachers are usually completing their curriculums around this time, and students have gotten noticeably cockier. Not to be confused with senioritis because this happens in almost every school year.
Person 1: Yay, summer's almost here!

Person 2: Dude, summer is still seven weeks away, chill out. You must have Summer Anticipation Disorder.
by Definers Galore April 29, 2013
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Online Order Disorder

When people compulsively purchase items on the internet just for the joy of finally getting their items after the wait of having them shipped.
Ray: Gina is getting bad. She's showing serious signs of Online Order Disorder.

Lynn: I agree. She's buying stuff from Amazon.com every other day.
by Overlord Blue August 05, 2010
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