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motor neuron disease

A "Disease" which is not even a disease. An illness that gradually destroys the motor neurons in your body. Eventually the sufferer wont be able to do anything. The Hollywood actor, David Niven had the "disease". There is no known cause of the illness, nor a cure, but there is research going into the prospect of using stem cells to recreate the savaged motor neurons, but it's not yet known if the disease will destroy the new ones too. Has nothing to do with shakey hands.
My dad had trouble walking, he went to the doctor for tests. He later found out he had motor neuron disease. A while later he got pnumonia and died 3 days after christmas day, and I was 12!
by christ0pherjack December 28, 2005
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Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease

Exactly what the term implies. It refers to someone who seem to always say the most inappropriate thing at the most inappropriate time.

Commonly also referred to as CFMD. There is no known medical cure for this ailment. It tends to be hereditary and is usually passed down from the father's side of the family. Typically the gene is passed from father to son but it has been known to appear in females. Sufferers of this malady also tend to lack class and moral terpitude especially when surrounded by groups of people. They also tend to tell really inappropriate jokes that includes racist and or sexist comments and wonder why they are still single.
Guy with CFMD: Wow you have nice tits.

Hot chick in bar: OMG! You are crude.

CFMD's Wingman: You can't just say that to a stranger especially some hot chick you have no chance with. You must have Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease like your daddy.
by activestatic July 15, 2010
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Chris Ryan Disease

The medical condition when one is so sexually attracted to a black woman that he will throw himself onto her in a sexual rage that cannot be stopped by any force on the face of this god given free land.
Mike: "God dammit wei, i thought i told you to control yourself when we are walking on the street. You always go nuts when a black chick walks by, this is the third time you've taken your cock out and asked her to jack you off like a goddamn baboon."

Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."
by bridget rowland December 17, 2008
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cinderella disease

2\3 of North American girls have this without realizing. It's the assumption that someone will come and "rescue" them; and that their love of their live will come to them and make everything better.
Thus, some may not study or worry about marks and simply chose to be housewifes because they will find their dream husband.
guy1 - that girl's thinks shes so hot..she never even comes to class
guy 2 - yah, she suffers form cinderella disease
by udont kno August 12, 2008
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Spongebob Disease

A disease which entails a group of people who unknowingly talk about spongebob or make spongebob references daily or more.
Person 1: Omg a police officer is coming, act natural
Person 2: Mooooo
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: I am sooo thirsty
Person 2: Some Waterrrrr would be nice.
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: Let's order pizza
Person 2: Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me!
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!
by Cannibitch <3 March 23, 2010
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Noblax disease

When one tends to seek out friendships or sexual relations with anyone except African Americans (hence "no blacks") while often claiming to not be racist. Commonly infects (but is not exclusive to) Caucasian gay males in the southern United States and is often reworded as a "preference" to avoid being labeled as a racist.

Symptoms include: frequent usage of phrases on social networks and internet dating profiles like "No blacks!", "White or latino only", "White only", "Not into black", "Sorry, not racist, just a preference", "No black guys", "Let's keep it white", "Not interested in black", and more colorful or exotic variants to lessen the blow, such as "Not into chocolate cake".
I hate adam4adam; it's like, every other profile you click on, the dude either has HIV or Noblax disease.
by a4adude February 23, 2012
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Tay-Sachs Disease

Tay-Sachs disease is a rare genetic disorder in which an enzyme called hexosaminidase-A is missing. This enzyme is vital in breaking down harmful substances known as lypids. When these lypids build up in the brain they cause brain dammage, and cause death usually by the age of 3 to 5 years of age. Its autozomal recessive so both the wife, and the husband have to be carriers of the Tay-Sachs ghene to have a possibility of having a child affected with Tay-Sachs disease. If both partners are carriers they have a 1-4% chance of having a child affected with Tay-Sachs disease. Tay-Sachs disease is ALWAYS fatal.
When Fred was born genetic tests showed that he had Tay-Sachs disease disease. He died at the age of 3 years.
by ventilator98 April 4, 2009
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