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Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.
My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.
by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022
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Sunshine Face Disorder

The opposite of Resting Bitch Face.

Sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment.
"You always look so happy."

"I'm not. I just suffer from Sunshine Face Disorder.."
by KandiGram October 9, 2016
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Jae Personality Disorder

A disorder discovered by Jazmin Ann Mary Jae Bae Langley Soryu De Souza which is similar to Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), a mental disorder characterized by unstable moods, behavior, and relationships.
Similar to BPD, JPD has erratic behavior such as selfharm, mood swings, highs and lows, narcissistic and gay episodes, delusions, hallucinations, drugs, and obsessions.

If experiencing symptoms of JPD please let your professional therapist or psychiatrist know. JPD is dangerous and can result in permanent brain damage 🤓☝️
“omg you have Jae Personality Disorderyou’re so hot.”
by jaenalbeadfan123 January 13, 2023
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Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016
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Online Order Disorder

When people compulsively purchase items on the internet just for the joy of finally getting their items after the wait of having them shipped.
Ray: Gina is getting bad. She's showing serious signs of Online Order Disorder.

Lynn: I agree. She's buying stuff from Amazon.com every other day.
by Overlord Blue August 5, 2010
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sexual personality disorder

Is a state of displacement,mania,schizophrenia,psychosexual development and schizo affective disorder where auditory hallucinations and visual hallucinations are causes to uncontrolled impulses for rape , sexual harrassment ,and child/sexual abuse ect....
Carl went to the mental health clinic because he was under the impression that he was under sexual personality disorder
by rafael e Reyes June 5, 2018
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jenner identity disorder

Preferred to the hyphenated jenner-identity disorder for completed cases of male-to-female transition; the extraneous piece of punctuation should be correspondingly "cut" .
Bruce had jenner-identity disorder; Caitlyn has jenner identity disorder.
by Wizard-of-Odds March 2, 2016
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