Animator's Disease

A disease affecting animators of all kinds. It mainly targets the animators of "furries", "fursonas", animals, and such. The symptoms can include the growth of ears and a tail. The only cure is the animator's disease vaccination.

She got Animator's Disease and had to go to get the vaccination.

by AkaneRose February 22, 2011

Gerardo’s disease

A lifelong disease composed of symptoms that occur from dwarfism and retardation

Dale can’t go on the rides at the park because he has Gerardo’s disease

by Biggb January 16, 2019

dunlop disease

When you have overwhelming belly fat preventing you from being able to witness your own genitals. Also known as your spare tire.

That fattys got a bad case of dunlop disease

by big willy mcClain May 9, 2006

moscow disease

When the immune system attacks a little child because the person it inhabits has no life and a small friends list. The infected are generally small children who play Halo 3 and insist on talking into the mic which causes an all around deafness of whoever is in the game. This causes many of the other kids with the disease to yell their high pitch battle cry and forcing many grown adults to cry as their ears bleed.

Symptoms include: being a little kid, having no friends, having a voice that pierces the ear drums, being gay.

Possible cures: dropping a pair, make a fiend, get a girlfriend.
(Side effects: becoming a man, getting laid)

that kid has moscow disease.

by futuramaking12 January 11, 2008

motor neuron disease

A "Disease" which is not even a disease. An illness that gradually destroys the motor neurons in your body. Eventually the sufferer wont be able to do anything. The Hollywood actor, David Niven had the "disease". There is no known cause of the illness, nor a cure, but there is research going into the prospect of using stem cells to recreate the savaged motor neurons, but it's not yet known if the disease will destroy the new ones too. Has nothing to do with shakey hands.

My dad had trouble walking, he went to the doctor for tests. He later found out he had motor neuron disease. A while later he got pnumonia and died 3 days after christmas day, and I was 12!

by christ0pherjack December 28, 2005

Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease

Exactly what the term implies. It refers to someone who seem to always say the most inappropriate thing at the most inappropriate time.

Commonly also referred to as CFMD. There is no known medical cure for this ailment. It tends to be hereditary and is usually passed down from the father's side of the family. Typically the gene is passed from father to son but it has been known to appear in females. Sufferers of this malady also tend to lack class and moral terpitude especially when surrounded by groups of people. They also tend to tell really inappropriate jokes that includes racist and or sexist comments and wonder why they are still single.

Guy with CFMD: Wow you have nice tits.

Hot chick in bar: OMG! You are crude.

CFMD's Wingman: You can't just say that to a stranger especially some hot chick you have no chance with. You must have Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease like your daddy.

by activestatic July 15, 2010

Chris Ryan Disease

The medical condition when one is so sexually attracted to a black woman that he will throw himself onto her in a sexual rage that cannot be stopped by any force on the face of this god given free land.

Mike: "God dammit wei, i thought i told you to control yourself when we are walking on the street. You always go nuts when a black chick walks by, this is the third time you've taken your cock out and asked her to jack you off like a goddamn baboon."

Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."

by bridget rowland December 17, 2008