Chronic Group Joiners

People who obsessively join any group on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.

*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*

Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.

Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.

*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends are Chronic Group Joiners! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."

And the cycle continues

by Uge1 February 5, 2010

Chrondonesian

Slang term for chronic/marijuana. Used exclusively with high end buds like medical sativa, indica, and hybrid.

Hey dudes, I just got back from the dispensary. Want to 'moke some of that chrondonesian?

by Apprentice of Satan March 12, 2010

Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

chronic attack

german grunge band from the 90's. destructional lyrics, not a very positive sound

Achronic attack is straight to the point - nowhere, straight from the heart, feeling nothing

by castaneda July 16, 2011

Chronaphobic

Chronaphobic is the combination between Chronic, which implies marijuana, and claustrophobic, the fear of tight places. in other words, Chronahobic means to get "high" and get scared when you are in a small space.

"Dude, when we were hot boxing you car, I got really chronaphobic."

by mvlinklow August 17, 2011

Chrondola

Any gondola at a ski resort that is safe to smoke the herb on.

A ride up the gondola on which you smoke.

Hey man, let's hit the chrondola before we go to the terrain park!

by Snowchaser August 22, 2011

chrondomaniac

Pronounced (kron-doh-may-nee-ack)
A slang term for weed or marijuana, but not just any weed. Chrondomaniac is another word for chronic; very potent, high grade marijuana, generally with red hairs in it, no seeds and high concentrations of white or opaque crystals (trichromes). Chrondomaniac is grown under perfect conditions which makes the THC (marijuana's active ingredient) level go through the roof.

Can also be plural.

Check out this chrondomaniac I picked up on today.
When are we gonna smoke some chrondomaniacs?!

by miSsyeSka September 27, 2011