Cryfagging

The act of making Richard Heart rage spit

If I see your ass cryfagging about me not being here one single more fucking time

by BdDuke13 October 14, 2025

breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.

Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."

by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011

donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016

Crap crying

1.fake crying;lying about something by crying or to get attention
2.crying for something so ridiculous and the person means it
3.crying to get your way (in a bad way not like if somethings not working and u want it to work so u get upset and cry)

"She's just crap crying to get her way"

by Idk I am me August 23, 2017

Blackout crying

When crying is a lot like blackout drinking.

Sorry babe, I don't remember what we fought about, I was blackout crying.

by sysDump July 5, 2018

Stall crying

You sit down, trying to take a shit when suddenly you hear sobs from the toilet next to you. What you doing?

Bethany! I heard stacy, she was stall crying next to me!
Awkwaaaaard.

by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019

literally cryign rn

Used either to express deep emotion, or sarcastically remark on something that's supposed to make you cry, but didn't.

"MCR came back, I'm literally cryign rn."

"Nobody came to my birthday party!"
"So sad, I'm literally cryign rn."

by johnBBB May 21, 2021