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COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR

Something you need when your over-stimulating
by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022
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Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.
Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011
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Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth
The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.
by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025
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Devious Cough

A devious cough is when you have a sneaky like cough that always comes up around important times, Devious cough is the beginning stage of “crunchy cough” and can also cause coughing farts

a devious cough sounds like “ RaAH RUH wheeze OOOHFTU KCKJC wheezeeee HHHHHAJKKE”
Friend 1:i’m not coming to school bc i have a devious cough and im afraid it’s will be a coughing fart

Friend 2: i also have a devious farting cough but im gonna risk it because i have the speech today
by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024
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Cough Threat

The violent act of threatening any other entity through coughing out the rona at them.
Oh no, someone just reported a cough threat!
by FSRueful March 25, 2020
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climate cough

A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.
I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!

I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.

My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023
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Cold Coughs

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items
Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs
by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs October 26, 2019
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