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Social Media Cocky

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.
Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.
by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013
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Jay Victor-Cook

A retard who likes to share STDs and pictures of underage girls.
Did you see Jay Victor-Cook? He’s so retarded
by datlazylemon November 20, 2019
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_sanji_the_cook

Person 1: do u know _sanji_the_cook

Person 2: who is he?

Person 1: he is a manace to society
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hot dog cooker

the vagina

one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
by michael foolsley June 11, 2022
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Dr. Cook

The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.
Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!

Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.

Guy 1: Well shit!
by Bromancuh52 December 31, 2011
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conky

Peewee Herman's robot
"Hey Conky, what's today's secret word?" - Peewee Herman
by frodaddy March 2, 2005
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Cooked

Adjective.
(Especially of a chicken) to be slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.
Car salesman: *slaps a chicken at the speed of 3725.95 mph* this chicken is cooked.
by Atheon February 22, 2019
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