Jackson Hastings during Round 6, Monday 18th of April Jackson Hastings slots in a clutch field goal to hand Parramatta the wooden spoon
by Futurehndrix April 18, 2022

Daddy said, "Can I take you to the drive-in tonight?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"
by Moo Moo 68 June 28, 2020

That is so clutch
by 1rodarbal August 23, 2019

When your winning a football match then you lose and before the end of the match you ‘Clutch’ it back.
by Mr mcgregor UFC April 29, 2020

Clutch that mutch is a gamer only joke. It was commonly used to piss people off. No one knows entirely what it means but it’s very funny to say so who cares tbh
by Caketom October 6, 2020

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.
2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024

by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018
