chub flirt

an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.
The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.

"That man is such a chub flirt..."
by rosso the crimson October 03, 2006
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Chub bud

2 guy friends with synchronized semi-erections
Pat and Mike became closer chub buds when they pitched tents while pitching a tent together
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creek chub

when you place your flaccid to semi-erect penis in between a partners swampy butt cheeks. generally done in the morning before a shower or after a long hot day. named after 'Semotilus atromaculatus' or the creek chub, a species of minnow.
damn girl you smell swampy, im tryna work up a creek chub in here...
by brownnutter03 July 29, 2022
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CHUB SLEEVE

THE OUTER RING OF THE BUTTHOLE-NOUN
DAVID!!! I TOLD YOU TO WASH UP FIRST, BEFORE PLEASURING MY CHUB SLEEVE!
by David Gary David April 12, 2019
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baby chubs

Baby chubs is a girl that you meet one day and they are just so amazing and beautiful. There is only one baby chubs in the whole world. No body knows who it is but me. The baby chubs is a rare human who only comes out once every night and if you’re lucky enough to see the baby chubs. Consider yourself blessed from an angel.
Oh my gosh dude look it’s the baby chubs

Holy sugar balls it is the one the baby chubs
by 999Shit September 13, 2022
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boom chub

did u see that boom chub, that shit was gross
by Hatson27365 February 05, 2016
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Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 24, 2018
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