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Chris

A fag that has a tiny penis with little to no friends
Hugging him makes him look like a chris
by Yuhj December 19, 2017
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Chris

Chris Has a big nose and a spoilt brat
by Ironman2lols May 29, 2020
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Chris

Wow Chris is so dumb
by Sack o' Flaps March 11, 2020
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Chris

" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "
by gothic_clown December 20, 2016
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Chris

A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.
Girl 1: Damn Chris just broke up with me
Girl 2: OF COURSE HE DID!!!! He is a Chris!
by Factman February 28, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a guy that people think is a jerk. Don't worry though. He doesn't try to be one. Therefore he is an asshole. He can make jokes and games better than anyone. He likes a lot of girls but is rarely liked back. Often slapped for hitting on them. Loves to see gore, but is scared quite easily. Chris has a strategy for everthing and often uses them for the upper hand. May seem like a tough-ass, but loves plushes and is secretly a weaboo. Often makes sure his hair is perfect even though he denies it. Loves to take breaks to play Nintendo or watch YouTube. Mor of a 2017 11 year old girl than a guy. Has friends and tends to make friend with weird people. Warning. Do not get into fights with Chris. He usually takes the upper hand by using strategies or blackmail. Also ships all of his friends.
"I don't get why Chris likes me so much." "Screw you, Chris!" "HOW DID YOU WIN CHRIS?!?"
by PMKNCMJ May 28, 2017
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CHRIS

HE IS SO FUCKING GAY AND LIKES BOYS AND LIKES THEIR BALLS ALL NIGHT
Sam: OMG CHRIS is so fucking GAY
by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019
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