Chewing my Cazoo

Oakdale tradition which makes the chewer unable to recall the glory days of welsh rugby...
*not that I remember 76 or 78..I was probably too busy chewing my Cazoo"
by Reynolds72 March 18, 2021
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chew bub

One who chews tobacco and hangs with others that chew and will commonly ask someone “Got a chew bubs?”
Look at that chew bub over there.”
by Bobby Allen March 22, 2018
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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 09, 2022
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Fu-man-chew

I went down on my girlfriend and she had the runs and left me with a fu-man-chew on my chin
by Eric70 September 12, 2016
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A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
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Brew ‘n’ chew

An event with brings together a small group of ex-work colleagues over alcohol to discuss our lives, workplaces and the world in a safe, non-woke space usually at a bar or relaxed venue. Chatham House rules apply.
“Man, when is the next brew ‘n’ chew? Have I got a story for you about Peter’s new girlfriend…”

“I can’t make it to brew ‘n’ chew tomorrow lads, the misses is making salmon for dinner!”
by CrusaderAAA August 03, 2022
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Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 03, 2020
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