Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.
Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.
by Camdelou February 05, 2021
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Coconut Mall

Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy
This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.
by Guibif September 21, 2021
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Memphian Coconut

When you mix cocaine into your semen and have your girl snort it
"Dude, I gave my girl a Memphian Coconut the other day, best high she's had in ages."
by 7dollarsandachickenbiscuit April 16, 2023
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coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.
Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.
by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023
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coconut song

the coconut song is very fun and remember to dont eat to much then you will get very fat with a big butt like helena.
by cocopanda.se January 26, 2017
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coconut chop

When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.
Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.

Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.
by foshacka_2 December 06, 2009
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