October 31

A day that you have a secret cult with your friends and steal candy from children

Girl#1: do you know what it is tomorrow????!
Girl#2: obviously it’s October 31st; you know what that means......
Group: stealing candy from children!!!!!!!!

by Til-Tok thot696969skskskskksk October 29, 2019

May 31

The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining

Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt

by TheHolidayGuy May 30, 2024

October 31

National steal your tall friend's candy day! The tallest friend gives all their candy to the short peoples!

Tim: give your candy, its october 31st.
Tod: shit.

by Funny events October 29, 2019

October 31

A REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

-Yooo who's birthday is it today? (October 31)
+It's a REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

by A real N-word December 5, 2019

October 31

The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020

“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday”

by ohnothatscool October 30, 2020

October 31

It’s Halloween people get your crush and ask the em out or tell them you like them

Person 1:Hey it’s October 31! Do you know what ur going to be for Halloween?
Crush: Yeah?
Person 1: My girlfriend

by Ur mom may be gayyy October 30, 2019

Aug 31

If your born aug 31 you very beautiful and caring but sometimes a bitch you always talk shit but a very spiritual person.

wow look they were born aug 31

by sansuperhot November 22, 2021