shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so

After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.

by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011

Passin stones

How the cool kids say "Passing kidney stones"

Person 1: Ayo bro im passin stones
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Passin kidney stones

by HighIce August 13, 2021

swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.

Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.

by JeffersonM April 12, 2013

Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

by StonesLaw March 4, 2019

Big Stone

References the 'Big Stone' from Green Hell.

Spoken in a troglodyte voice.

Person 1: "Big Stone!!"
Person 2: "huh?"
Person 1: "Big Stone go in Water!!"

by DutchVan derLinde April 25, 2021

stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant

The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ

by internetite January 13, 2012

The Negro Stone

The Negro Stone is the seventh and most rare infinity stone of the Marvel Universe. This stone is black in color and when used, the user can say the n word. Thanos may have the power to wipe out half the universe in one snap of his fingers, but he can't say the n word, and at the end of the day, do you really have power if you can't say the n word. The Negro Stone is guarded by the first black president, Bill Clinton.

Thanos: "Until i have the negro stone, i'm not the most powerful being in the universe"

by Negronian June 5, 2018