net

twakhead fishing villas

*ol stank ass scratches necc*

“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”

“no”

“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”

by BIG-SHHHLONG-CALLED-DONKEYKONG October 11, 2023

Net and chilly

The way animal jam writes Netflix and chill.

Net and chilly is gonna make every other person run in fear.

by Brandon Urie December 8, 2016

The nets

A slang for Internet

If you don’t do what I say I’m going to take that little twilight fanfiction that you wrote and I’m gonna put it all over “the nets” said by Ian Hecox from smosh the video is called I broke my foot

by Slim z July 2, 2023

Net Floor

A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.

Fromm: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.

john doe @ office 122, floor 12

by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008

Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).

I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.

by mhmhmh March 27, 2009

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 October 13, 2011