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hags

short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.

even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."

Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
mugGet the hagsmug.

goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
mugGet the goon hagmug.

hag gaggle

An entourage of gay men held by a straight woman (see fag hag)
Kathy Griffen can always be seen with her hag gaggle in tow.
by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011
mugGet the hag gagglemug.

hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.
Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.
by not samantha. May 11, 2016
mugGet the hag gladicemug.

Jet hag

a old lady who travels using a jet pack
IS that a jet hag in the air
by dragster for life September 12, 2016
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Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.
Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
mugGet the Money Hagmug.

Fag Hag

A woman that needs and wants to be friends with a gay male. These type of people are known to be a narcissist.
Alissa is being such a fag hag with Omar.
by Nathan meyers official April 27, 2019
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