hairy dog

When you're that smashed after the sesh you can't pronounce hair of the dog

Hairy dog or not?

by 7ftdwarf September 24, 2017

Dog mate

Ethan , small dick

A "dog mate" waits for a clos mate to leave so he can steal that mates girlfriend.

by Yolo🐙🐙 May 21, 2017

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills

by Sexydimma November 11, 2017

yerf dog

a go kart that is complete garbage cause you and your friend went half on it for $360 dollars, and you have no clue why it doesn't RUN...

fuck that dumb ass ugly piece of shit YERF DOG cart my dog.

by CARLOS666DICKLONG March 12, 2018

Dog Vader

When your dog is sick and can barely breathe.

Friend 1-what's wrong with your dog dude?
Friend 2- Ahh nothing it's just Dog Vader.
Friend 1- oh ok.

by tackofall March 15, 2020

Brock Dog

A person that you meet and you dont give a shit about, and your only goal with that person is to get some or get brocked (blow job). And after getting brocked you stop talking to them. And you act like an asshole to them, and then you still try to get brocked and they still brock you even though your an asshole to them.

Fidel Castro, Usually dumb bitches are brock dogs.

by Oboma 18 March 13, 2011

Pog Dog

This pog dog spends his days traveling the vast lands of the previously unknown downstairs which he is trapped eternaly in due to the electric floor in the exits.

Person 1: “have yall seen the chiwawa poco!”
Person 2: “ no but i heard he is a Pog Dog”

by Bruhmane1 November 16, 2020