Fresh Cut

When someone walks up to you to interrogate on your new hair cut;

You got a fresh cut, didn't you? Ok, lemme see it from the side, okkkkkk. From the front, ohhhh. From the back, dammnnnnn, that look good cuz,(looks at ass) that looks GOOOD (slaps ass) !

by tackofall March 16, 2020

Methistry

The making of crystal meth is chemistry class

Today my chem teacher, blew up the school during our methistry lesson.
My teacher got arrested for getting students involved with his methistry business.

by tackofall March 15, 2020

Dog Vader

When your dog is sick and can barely breathe.

Friend 1-what's wrong with your dog dude?
Friend 2- Ahh nothing it's just Dog Vader.
Friend 1- oh ok.

by tackofall March 16, 2020