Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.

Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.

by Cum lumper May 27, 2019

Cum Nugget

When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".

Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.

Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.

by Depelated May 28, 2019

Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.

Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.

by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019

Cum guzzler

One who devour cum then proceeds to gargle it (usually a chink or orphan)

That cum guzzler just bought some nitro type money!

by The orphan June 1, 2019

Cum

It’s just another Word for sperm, but it is a verb. Also it sounds cooler and is eassier to spell.

PORNHUB: Huge dick cum within 30 seconds.

Kyle: Bet i can cum faster!

by Tjat dude December 1, 2019

Cum Bucket

A name for a girl who fucks everyone she sees

Cum dumpster

Hey Mark I heard you are trying to get with Olivia. Nah man that’s false she is a total Cum Bucket girl who fucks everyone

by Doggystyle59 December 5, 2019

power cumming

A man jizzing in a young guys face and mouth, with the man:
-having a much larger dick than the young guy
-being much older than the young guy
-being much taller than the young guy
This is done with the man being completely naked and the young guy being fully clothed. It can be practised while the man stands and the young guy kneels down or the young guy laying on his back with the man riding on his chest. Also this act should be practised in silence - but moaning is permitted. In some cases the powercum ist initiated by the man peeing in the young guys face and mouth.

Werner was power cumming on his neighbours son while his wife was asleeep in their bedroom.

by The pcman December 7, 2019