Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.

Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023

Forest Rock

A derogatory term used when talking about new wave of Black Metal (namely American bands) remarking shift in lyrical themes from death and darkness to nature and loneliness, and improving the quality of production. Used mostly by Black Metal purists so they can distant themselves from people the consider "untrue".

Person 1: Been listening to some Black Metal recently?
Person 2: Yeah, found out Agalloch, and absolutely love them.
Person 1: Man, I asked you about Black Metal, not Forest Rock.

by chaseme2thesky December 14, 2014

rock stomping

A crushing defeat, a humiliation

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"

by Matt March 3, 2004

Rock lobstered

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things

i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car

by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 20, 2016

Carry rocks

To have what you need to kill the game. Always winnin

1. Man that boy carry rocks he never lose a game

2. Bump if I carried rocks like that I'd never leave the club without a hoe

by 301Travon June 2, 2018

hanging rock

Hanging rock comes from the language called rhyming slag also knowen as jail talk. Hanging rock is your cock.

Bro she sucked my hanging rock all night long

by Hanging rock October 26, 2017