Poop

The brown, black, or green stuff that comes outta yo butt

"I just took the biggest poop"

by anonymous October 6, 2020

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Poop off

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same

Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!

by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021

poop

something that comes out your butt

I have to poop

by haaahaahhaa March 29, 2023

poop doodie

One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)

(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.

by hunker4u April 24, 2022

Poop

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by Poopoosebby July 21, 2020

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 24, 2018