suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants

"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 26, 2017

Shit satchel

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.

Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.

by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017

blob of shit

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017

That’s pro shit

Something that exceeds the norm

I got something published in the Urban Dictionary. Man that’s pro shit your kidding me.

by Suga boom boom December 18, 2018

shit on wings

Another term for flying fucking

Leigh-Ann: “I don’t give a flying fuck”
Charley: “well don’t don’t even give a shit on wings mate”

by Chazzy28200112 January 3, 2019

Shit spot

A mole or black pimple; beauty spot

You: She's got a giant mole on her face

Friend: dude it's a damn shit spot

by skids-n-shids June 17, 2018

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.

I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!

by SpeedGG June 17, 2018