straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

hi guys

when you say hi to your guys👋👋

Hi guys!!!!! hows it going guys!!1!!!

by H.A.M.I January 7, 2023

labubu guy

Duhhh the labubu guy is joe bartolozzi!

The labubu guy!!!! Yoo whooo!! it a labubu!!!!

But real talk, the Labubu guy is a tiktoker, who sounds like Joe bartolozzi but actually isn't, you've seen him around. if you know Joe than you know who this guy is
this trend is used to rage bait Joe bartolozzi it follows the same trend as

I've been in the hills and Joe is dead

is it funny?
fuck yeah?

it the labubu guy chats!
hey guys!! you've been in the hills fucking dudes?
67 67 67 67???? ahhahahaa

by Zalo_r September 18, 2025

Shy the guy

A guy wiv a big ass 4head

My son has the shy the guy

O shit

by fat cunt man 69420 April 10, 2021

Good guy

A good guy is a nerdy guy that turns into a hot sexy badguy in a tik tok video.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that vidoe of Jacob becoming sexy and cool on tik tok?
Guy 2: Yeah! he's so cool now, what happened he was such a good guy before!

by 7ven11ven October 10, 2018