Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

'"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`[{asdfghjklç~^]}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°

When you're really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bored

you: wow i'm bored
you also: '"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`{asdfghjklç~^}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°

by my completely real name September 26, 2022

Kathi<3

Kathi, is a very sweet person that tends to care a lot for others. They are the sweetest person I’ve ever met and always my first choice, they really deserve the world. Im very thankful to have them in my life! The people, who do something that hurts Kathi, or betray them, should fuck the hell off. Kathi doesn’t deserve people like that<3

Is Kathi<3 a good friend? Absolutely! Theyre the best friend i could ever ask for!

by este (domnicas granddaughter) October 18, 2021

lane 3

the lane on a swim team in which the talented but lazy swimmers go. not quite hard core enough for lane 1 or hard working enough for lane 2, but better than lanes 4-6.

could go to state if they did their full sets, but they're too laid back. lane three is a good time typically full of chill people and one person who swims on the wrong side of the lane or attempts to wound others.

Coach: You know, you could go to state.
Swimmer: Nah, that's okay. I'm too used to lane 3.

by shrimptown December 2, 2011

3:41

Nicolas King McRae Has implemented his Spotify playlist as an Angel number. Because why not.

Hey have you listened to 3:41am at 3:41am Yet? It hits different

by Nicolasking June 9, 2022

3 fingers up

raise 3 fingers up if you’re cute and everyone wants you

i raise 3 fingers up cause im cute

by user69696952336 October 8, 2022

3 High

When you’re in your own head having super deep thoughts while high. You’re just on another level right now when you’re this high.

*You and the gang are chilling post Cyph sesh. With jokes going back and forth, you notice your friend Dave isn't talking. He's just staring into the distance.*

Lee: Yo bro, why is Dave not talking
Vin: I don't know bro, he is GONE
Meek: Dave is beyond zooted, he's 3high right now
Lee: What you mean?
Meek: The Za hit him beyond comprehension. He's beyond too high right now. Homie is 3 high...

*Inside Dave's mind is an elaborate concoction of hypothetical matrixial innovations. Deep thoughts are connected to various realities, the should've-could'ves, and what the future may hold if certain actions are implemented. The thoughts of how every action has led to this very moment, the people he's met, the women he has bonded with, the coworkers and bosses he has had and where he is destined to be in this life - based on every decision that he has made...*

Vin:*tapping Dave's shoulder* Yo Dave, you good bro?

*Dave snaps out of his trance* Yeah dawg, I'm chillin

by Meeks Mill August 10, 2023