eat your punches

to take your punch in the mouth

"i want to punch you"

"i'll eat your punches and break your neck

by eboehm February 13, 2017

soothe your boobs

An alternate way of saying 'calm your balls', or simply 'calm down'. Used when someone REALLY needs to eat a Snickers, but there are none available.

"Can you seriously believe what just happened?!" "Whoa, soothe your boobs, it's not a big deal."

by Purple Derple February 16, 2017

shift your ass

Move quickly
Don't take a long time

Shift your ass Sheila we have dinner at 8.

by 08kobe24 February 25, 2017

basilling your lands

When you're playing Magic: The Gathering, and you arrange your lands in an unintuitive or illogical way.

Stuart: Dude, you're basilling your lands again! You stacked a Swamp on a Plains, and next to it, you stacked a Mountain on a Swamp! Put your damn Swamps together!
Marwa: Nah, bro, I like stackin' them this way.

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

your opinion is not needed

The title says it all

Your opinion is not needed m8

by hollaback-girl June 26, 2016

Shut your dick

An expression meaning to "shut the fuck up" or to stifle your diarrhea mouth.

Nick: " I just really can't believe your bitch girlfriend is such a bitch because, like, she's so rude and is such a bitch, and ...(blah, blah, blah).

Blake: " Dude, keep your mouth off my woman!"

Nick: " I'm sorry but it's just like, she's such a bitch and , like, I just wanna tell her she sucks...(blah, blah, blah).

Blake: " Dude, SHUT YOUR DICK!!!"

by MissSwitch August 12, 2016

moofle your doofle

It just means move your butt.

Laura: Gary, get off the computer I need it.
Gary: I'm getting off.
...5 minutes later... Gary is still not off the computer
Laura: Moofle your doofle.

by crisirc July 27, 2016