John

Mama the dama he probs would touch your pene for free but don’t quote me on it

John the pene licker

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

John Danger

Best YouTube man on the planet, go sub or Ill choke you with deez nuts.

"John dangers so cool!"
"Right? He's so funny"

by Chaos bb November 24, 2021

John f Kennedy

Very open minded guy

Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod

by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022

John

. Fast runner. Ugly. Broke. nickname KBL (king baby leg). A back surgeon, BBO CEO. Marvin best friend auntie baby cousin lil boy Friend. He is a good person. But deep down know’s he aint shit.

Girl i was feeling this one dude he seem to have potential until he start talking and i realized he aint shit. Didnt get his name i think he was a John

by Jrosssy January 31, 2020

john

the meaning of John is a very ugly boy who has a crush on a fugly girl called Victoria who likes white strong boys dick from primary school

jOHN: I love u, Vicky
Victoria: I love u but I like white boys and there dicks two

by johns bruda May 27, 2019

John

The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people

Damn that guy has the penis of a John.

by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022