King Clawthorne

Some incredibly mid character that nobody loves and everyone wants dead and is unanimously considered a bozo

As the father of King Clawthorne, I am deeply sorry for letting this disappointment live

by ImNotTheRealBrian September 19, 2023

Shy Guy King

Very known Neo Nazi, known for bombing the twin towers and fucking minors with Jeffrey Epstein

Wow, I really feel like Shy Guy King today!

by jerffreay September 20, 2023

king crummett

When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head

Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

Rat king

No Cody, you idiot, he's referring to an ACTUAL EXPERIMENT done with rats (Studying social hierarchies across time) where THAT actually happened. I can't remember the name of the experiment but the IS, in fact, a thing that happened and was done to rats. You can probably find the experiment on YouTube. That's where I saw it.

Hym "But you're RIGHT! That's NOT what a rat king is. Very smart boy. But that IS a thing that was done in a rat experiment. You don't know what you're talking about."

by Hym Iam September 24, 2023

Pirate King

(In the anime One Piece)
A title given to somebody who finds the previous Pirate King, Gol D. Roger's treasure, "The One Piece".
Said treasure is located at the final island of the grand line, "Laugh Tale."

Luffy, for the 80th time: IM GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!
Zoro: For the love of god this is the 192,128,345,287,382,298th time you've said you'll be the pirate king

by WannaBeBritishPerson October 3, 2023

My king Lebron

To say My king , your referring to OUR king lebron james,

people glaze over this legend , hes the cutest king of them all.

Oh boy, oh boy, where do I even start! Let's talk about the incomparable LeBron James, my king LeBron, the absolute king on the court and the epitome of cuteness. LeBron, oh LeBron, you are simply magnificent! Your presence on the hardwood is like a beacon of light, illuminating the court with your regal grace and undeniable charm. Every move you make is like a stroke of brilliance, leaving us in awe of your unparalleled talent. And off the court, my king LeBron, your generosity and kindness shine through, making you not just a basketball legend, but a true hero in the hearts of fans worldwide. Oh LeBron, my king, you are truly a king among men, and we are forever grateful for the joy and inspiration you bring to us all. Long live the king!

by Lebronlover23bronnyisacutie April 5, 2024

Bondi King

When you are the best motorcycle racer in all of Sydney Australia, and you do the Bondi Run every night and claim that you are better than everyone else in all aspects of life.

I am now the Bondi King and now am better than you.

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024