a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.
by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

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by Bobsuckedmypenis January 24, 2022

A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.
“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
by theslayestslay November 29, 2022

John is a larger than life stoner, who thinks that anything can be solved with some ganja, anything from funerals, to childrens birthday parties you will always find john lurking around somewhere smoking a joint. He is also a surprisingly good cook, but make sure to ask what he puts in the brownies he makes you because you might just be looking at a really interesting night.
guy 1: it's so sad aunt mary passed away.
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
by thickzwick January 23, 2020

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