John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.
by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025
Get the John Deforestationmug. When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
by TymmH June 8, 2024
Get the Gym-Johnmug. Ben: yo what you gonna get?
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow
2 hours later
Ben: you barely even ate anything
Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow
2 hours later
Ben: you barely even ate anything
Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john
by Collins5 August 14, 2020
Get the leftover johnmug. by swaggyhoe2829 November 5, 2021
Get the Johnmug. Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.
by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018
Get the Johnmug. A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?
Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024
Get the Sir Elton John Suitemug. by Madz0305 November 21, 2021
Get the Johnmug.