cat

a fucking evil monter that will scatch you if you touch its belly

man: touches belly

cat: MURDER

by mysterose November 03, 2022

Cat

A cat is A quadrupedal mammal that has thick fur (Though sometimes inconsistent) and A fox-like ears add on A snot and whiskers. there you go A cat

1: What Mammals do you like?
2: A cat...
1:oh k

by Kashyyk The Cat May 22, 2019

Cat

little individual whiskers, cute dainty paws, vicious shredding claws,

A cat is a ninja which is fluffy and cuddly but if you anger them there gna slash your lulu lemon leggings into lulu lemon pieces and mess up your house and kill your arms do clawing shit and blow up ur house, (maybe)

cats r evil man

by Mushr0omElf June 07, 2023

Cat

Sociopathic slut who gets off on sleeping with other people’s men.

Oh did you hear what that cat did? Fucked her best friends’ lover.

by User6669420 April 27, 2019

cat

meow

cat 1: meow
cat 2: meow
cat 3: dude we're being attacked by rouges, get ur fucking act together your warriors now, mouse brains

by scared_condom April 15, 2024

cat

cat (this will probably fade out of existence)

cat

by TheCatThatCanRead August 04, 2021

Cat

The most evil creature to ever live. Feline is the scientific name for this group.

The cat curled it’s tail around my wrist. I stopped typing and reached out a hand to pet her. She meowed and I rubbed her ears. Before I could touch her again however, she hissed and scratched my hand. Now sporting a bloody cut, I grabbed the cat by the scruff and hauled her to the basement steps. I gave her a nudge with my foot and she ran down the steps.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.

by HotBabeLove May 30, 2019