fat cat

IMA FAT CAT

IMA FAT CAT!

by FATCAT!! May 24, 2019

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

Cat

Cute adorable animals that live in your house until thier life is over I live cats 🐱🐱🐱

(Cats) (adorable)

by Zoed111 March 1, 2018

Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021

Cat

Demons dressed as clouds. Literally will eat you alive, but, they're cute. They will eat any cheese that isn't for them, then give you the sad eyes when you don't let them drink from your glass.

Synonyms: Furry beast, furry demon, arm eater,fluff ball, feline, cloud

The cat demolished my arm when they mistook our playing for a death match.

by JaceOfTheAce October 29, 2020

Jimmy the cat

A very handsome young lad who loves to nap and sleep and eat and all that jazz

Jimmy the cat is really fucking sick, gotta love that adorable bastard

by Doddde September 7, 2019

Literally a Cat

A word used for describing some one or something that is so f*cking dumb that it defies description.

That kid over there, the one eating the rocks, he's like literally a cat.

by Not Ur Average Karen May 23, 2020