The best king to live. His kingdom is located in Jackson Ohio. His rule will end in 5 years when he graduates. The people of his kingdom are his deeds and peasants. He is the best ruler evr!!
by King Didly May 24, 2018
Get the King Didly mug.A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Florida king mug.Lame dude who things he’s hot af but not really tho. Says they bring the mood/booze/goods/all of the above but they rarely, if ever, show up. Honestly sounds like the name of a dildo brand, but it’s fitting cause they’re usually fake dicks lol
Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity
Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity
Bro, this party sucks. We should have invited Brad because he’s the vibe king. But dude hasn’t came out with us since that one night, always posting to the story tho :/
by Rowdybb September 13, 2020
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Get the King Trumpet mug.The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.
“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!
Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable
Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable
by PickleShed December 6, 2023
Get the king Hagen mug.Ava king is a beautiful light skin magnificent queen. She cuts her hair a lot, smh 🤦🏼 ♀️. She is kind, thoughtful, and sneaky. She lies to katie sometimes i dont blame her. But she is just AVA MF KING
by thatlittlefrenchgal May 24, 2022
Get the ava king mug."Dude, Moose is definetly the spew king, the other day he spewed sideways, and one time it went over his head."
by Moose Cianci January 26, 2006
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