Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

but i think im good

I dont know how but i think im good

I dont know how but i think im good

by I dont know how but im good August 29, 2022

Is that dick good?

A gay porno in which two black men are having sexual intercourse.
The audio from said porno turned into a meme.

Q: Is that dick good?
A: Yes king!

by hazyware October 2, 2023

Good Faith Seed Money

A Bribe.

The CCP gave Hunter Biden's LCC which produces nothing "good faith seed money" for nothing in return.

by Bandet July 24, 2023

Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"

"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"

by Titan_Platinum November 29, 2015

Abungulous (good version)

This word can be used in two very, very different ways. The original definition was meant to be distasteful, gross, straight up stanky. But the other definition is a blessing to humanity. Instead of the entire body being elephant sized, I’m talkin specifically about that trunk, if you catch my drift. This 2nd meaning defines the booty of a lady to be of a great size, whilst somehow maintaining incredible shape. This is very rare, as this section on the size to shape stall is a very small section. If you happen to stumble upon an abunglulous booty, make sure to indulge it’s very sight for as long as possible, for its beauty and rarity are hard to come by.

HomeDawg 1: Uh, excuse me, but Gyat. Look at that bro
HomeDawg 2: Holy guacamole bro. That Abungulous (good version) booty got my hittin the stanky leg.
HomeDawg 1: I wish my I had the Google lenses so I could snap a picture, because I know this a sight we won’t see everyday.
HomeDawg 2: We have been blessed today my friend.

by bakedpotato7 May 11, 2023

Good boy

a good boy is a boy from Kilwinning that never cheats or anything the goodest boy about that'll break your heart with style and they say it's no cheating if you've got yer socks on

Have you heard of those Kilwinning boys they're good boys

by Kilwinningboi2021 August 10, 2021