The Baron's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

by The shake and bake June 28, 2017

Back hand measure

When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!

“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”

by Justsayin’ November 30, 2017

Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018

Savory hand pie

When you get a hand job, cum in her hand, then she proceeds to lick her hand clean.

"Jasons' mom LOVES a good savory hand pie"

by xXDEVILSTHEORYXx August 11, 2022

Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.

“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.

by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019

chick-fil-a hands

Very greasy hands.

- At least wash your hands before surgery.
- No, I’m going in there with chick-fil-a hands.

by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022