Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo

when a girls is riding reverse cow girl while also double hand jerking your shaft

she said it was her first time then gave me the Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo?

by DeepFriedBalls October 27, 2021

Izzy Hands

The best pirate in the entire Our Flag Means Death series. His real name is Israel Hands, (not the country). He has been shown to be in love with Edward Teach, (Blackbeard). He showed a distaste towards Stede Bonnet in the first season, but in the second season, he got along with him more. Unfortunately, my babygirl got shot and killed in the season two finale. F in the chat.

He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-

Me: "Yeah, I'm just so sad about Izzy Hands, don't talk to me for a bit.

My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."

Me: "Hush."

(This was a real interaction btw)

by Eros_Avalon October 29, 2023

Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Hand pay

A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker

Got a quality hand pay from my bitch last night. Lasted almost fifty bucks.

by Wilkypedia December 1, 2021

The Hand Of God

An A-10 Thunderbolt II or A-10 "Warthog." "The Hand Of God" is a name typically used by soldiers that are allied with the A-10. If you are not an ally, you are dead, most likely from its GAU-8 Machine Gun.

Let's go! The Hand Of God just shredded that tank!

by A-10 King May 26, 2023

Second-hand Girl

A girl who's having a boyfriend for the second time in her life.

When she has an ex-boyfriend.

You're second-hand girl but I still love you.

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023