my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH January 07, 2016

closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

mr./ms. lucky hands

a person (male or female) who solves things in a wrong or negligent way but somehow it works

(the term is used sarcastically, its not a compliment)

-how much score did you got in the exam? i got 30/100

-90/100

-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

-i just picked and marked random answers in the whole test.

-oh, how impressive: mr./ms. lucky hands...

by hoxton1998 June 20, 2024

Cold hands

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.

"My aim is off because I have cold hands"

by 0hcard October 01, 2022

Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 23, 2021

Sloppy hand

The hand always going down in that 🥩, got that better grip, and speed, and shit.

Person: my sloppy hand is my right hand, If you know what I mean 😏.

Other person: oh…. Can I lick your sloppy hand then?

by Alexthecuteasscat.7777 July 21, 2023

Hands like a snake

Describes a individual who cannot catch.

Matt: go long!
Matt: *throws football*
Zach: *drops football*
Matt: “damn man, you got hands like a snake”

by Bigcur October 05, 2021