Reading Light Syndrome

A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness

- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.

by Nanochka August 18, 2021

sad whore syndrome

state in which you don’t give a fuck about anything and you are sad but you can’t cry because you can’t feel anymore. state which you can’t talk about with your parents because they will COME at you. state in which you are sad but you can’t feel anything and you can’t understand yourself and you hate everybody. you don’t want anyone to know what you are feeling. often said as SWS

You: “HEY”

Me: “hello. don’t talk to me i have sad whore syndrome leave me alone, bye

by SwS123tiktok January 15, 2020

Post-Pump Syndrome

After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone

Depression

Shrinkage

Steroid Usage

That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.

by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020

Dumb whore syndrome

See when a someone gets dumb whore syndrome, you know their a whore. An their dumb. And they got bit by a squirrel, and now somehow have temptations to be a horse girl, and also have std’s from fucking 12 raccoons

Stay away from people with dumb whore syndrome at all cost

by AvaTheRat October 27, 2019

Modders brain syndrome

The British modding communities of fiveM are infected with modders brain sickness also knows as (Modders Brain Syndrome), which makes you believe in ways that no other person would think things are not choices and also bans many users from your servers for leaking when they don't even leak.

This modder has modders brain syndrome

I.Hunter has modders brain syndrome

You have modders brain syndrome

by Kane 2.0 July 16, 2023

Gene Roddenberry Syndrome

When the creator of a successful, long-running franchise seems to misunderstand their own creation on a fundamental level. Named for the creator of Star Trek.

George Lucas really messed up with the Star Wars prequels. He’s got Gene Roddenberry Syndrome.

by thorsplammer May 10, 2018

Post Shit Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.

I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.

by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014