Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.

DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!

by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023

John Winter

An Idiot

What a John Winter
He's such a fuckign idiot

by Gay Joseph June 25, 2023

John

John is a goat did Pog m8 MonkaSathan

Ponka lonka sonka john goat did

by Nichange November 22, 2021

Chris johns

Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.

You chris johns

by Badass6995 June 6, 2018

Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.

Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020

John

Plays cold but feels a lot and can love a lot
he breaks your heart

he doesn’t feel remorse anymore

he is someone you can’t recognize no more

friend: hey, your music is loud and sad, are you okay?
me: yeah i’m fine

friend: don’t lie, it’s john again right?
me: yea:/

by tjugofknett September 23, 2020

John

They of guy who only likes 2 ugly bitches

Bruh they r so mid stop being a john

by Weedwacker420 September 26, 2021