present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

good morning and god bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!

Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"

you "It was a good morning and god bless!"

by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018

OP PRO GOD

OP PRO GOD MEANS THE MOST OPIEST PERSON IN DA WORLD. THERE IS ONLY ONE OP PRO GOD EVER WHICH IS ! "𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐭ᴼᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡ". thx

OP PRO GOD BY:- ! "𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐭ᴼᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡ"

by OP PRO GOD January 24, 2022

Moses The God

The definition of, “Moses The God.” refers to a Dragon Ball Term of “ Big Peen, Strong and Bulky.” They are usually beautiful, a good peen size, strong, good with their Ki and Isn’t like his dickrider Oniyon. Oniyon is also a person that fucks NPCs and themselves are night.

Oh my goodness have you seen “Moses The God” He is so attractive and different from the others!

by TheGoat123OofXD November 2, 2019

God slut it!

This is a way of expressing anger when something bad happens. Instead of saying god damn it!...you say god slut it!

When my dad dropped a bulldozer on his thigh, he said "God slut it!" with much anger.

by whoa in a whoa March 3, 2012

oh my god

something you say when they kill kenny

guy 1: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
guy 2: YOU BASTARDS

by yuzu :3 April 30, 2022

on god

means that your telling the truth

brenda: did you take my chicken strip
tori: no
brenda: say on god

by yazzmine November 4, 2019